Season 1
July 15, 2024
New Inventions...and Mark
Mark Twain wasn’t around for some of our most useful later inventions. Let’s see what he makes out of some of them. If he gets out of hand, we’ll put a zipper on that loquacious mouth of his…!
June 17, 2024
The Twits Try to Get Serious!
Mark and the Two Twits try to be serious...but they just can't quite pull it off! There's always a little fun and a little music and this episode, the penultimate episode of Season One, will not disappoint on that score. Get…
April 25, 2024
A Lucky Listeneer Gets Mugged
Well it's not exactly what you think...but our friend, Arnold, has something to cherish from the Two Twits, (and Mark, of course.) Have a listen to Episode 18 and find out...with twelve more minutes of sheer Twit-tiness . ..!
April 6, 2024
Food??!!
In this little post-Easter podcast, Mark Twain gives us a lesson in the four food groups. One we won’t soon forget!!
March 14, 2024
Doc is wearin' the Green - Oh, but, what sacrilege - to the color green!
The Twits and Mark Twain talk Fashion...and, of course, Saint Patrick's Day!
Feb. 13, 2024
Valentine's Twit-O-Gram...
Here is the big day, all you lovers!
Mark joins the Two Twits to discuss the origins of Saint Valentine's day, to listen to a little music, and babble about the usual inconsequential subjects! Enjoy!
The Twits (and …
Dec. 14, 2023
Christmas Carols...Sort Of...!
We were in the process of putting together a different Episode 14, when we realized that this would be aired shortly before a holiday…Christmas! So…with a bit of Christmas nostalgia, along with a bit of humor…as well as som…
Nov. 13, 2023
Unlucky or Just Plain Stupid?
Since it’s our 13th (Lucky) episode, Mark took it upon himself to set the tone…and it appears the sound is coming from the doldrums! And then, we climb out of it from listening to a portion of Chopin’s Funeral March to “Bar…
Oct. 9, 2023
Par-lay vou Fron-say?…
Episode 12 starts with a language lesson that goes awry. If you’re French, you might want to close your ears for a few seconds! We also have some unexpected German accents! And then some revealing…and quite interesting s…
Aug. 28, 2023
An Alarming Episode…and Music and Musicians
Episode 11 begins with what could be termed a pretty Twitty absence. That is to say…one of our Twits wasn’t here!…at least for a while! There’s also a major displacement…an international incident…accompanied by broken gla…
July 31, 2023
Is It Tin...or Diamond?
This tenth episode of TT&T is a milestone of sorts, you know, 10th anniversary, 10th birthday and so forth, and as such we’ll try to redeem our last episode where we entered the realm of seriousness for a moment. That’s not …
June 29, 2023
Deviants?!
We had intended to do something completely different from what’s actually going to occur today. We’re gonna DEVIATE! Now, that doesn’t mean we’re “deviants” …(unless you ask Doc’s parole officer…), but we were so inspired …
April 20, 2023
"When if comes to music, Doc knows the score!"
In this episode # 8, we’ll delve a bit deeper into something all three of us have… not only an interest in, but a passion for. And…no it has nothing to do with mermaids..!
March 24, 2023
Episode 7 - Miracles! And Travel...and Mermaids…and…Drinking. Is this episode going downhill?!?
A drowsy Twit attempts to tell a joke in Episode number 7 – to mixed acclaim. Guess we’ll leave that part to Mark…but then, he’s known for Humor…not jokes… thoughts prevail about mermaids, miracles, and exciting travel stor…
Feb. 22, 2023
Ring My Bell
In this Episode, number 6, both Clark and Doc reveal some well kept secrets about their introduction to the electronic and computer age! Believe it or not, Mark also chimes in…and makes some astounding comments. We also hav…
Jan. 26, 2023
As He Lives and Breathes!
Episode 5 of Two Twits and Twain, entitled “As He Lives and Breathes,” allows Mark to show us how Luciano Pavarotti instructs him on how to breathe, as well as some of his recommended warmups. Then Luciano demonstrates with…
Jan. 10, 2023
The Hand Basket...and...Some Cool Music
Episode 4 of Two Twits and Twain, entitled “The Hand Basket...and...Some Cool Music,” reveals a special talent of one of the “Twits”…to the enjoyment of all! And a funny story about a “Bold” Nun. Time to listen…
Nov. 30, 2022
“Mark, the ‘Card Shark’”
Episode three of Two Twits and Twain, entitled “Mark, the ‘Card Shark’,” has Mr. Twain talking about playing cards with some surprising characters up there…er...wherever he is. Also, why the heck did we call this podcast Two…
Oct. 21, 2022
Trailer for Two Twits and Twain podcast!
Brace yourselves. There is a rumor that Mark Twain himself has reincarnated - at least in the studios of Two Twits and Twain. Are the rumors of his appearance just as errant as once were the rumors of his death?? Tune in to …
Oct. 20, 2022
Ne’er the Twain Shall Meet
The first episode of Two Twits and Twain, entitled “Ne’er the Twain Shall Meet,” is about to commence. Brace yourselves. There is a rumor that Mark Twain himself has reincarnated - at least in the studios of Two Twits and Tw…